Poll Results–Nerds.

The results from my book-release poll are in, and here’s what I’ve concluded: a bunch of you are nerds.

I will NOT be giving away $1,000,000.

I will NOT be doing an interpretive dance. Though several of you seemed quite interested in seeing my sister do one so I’ll see if I can talk her into it. She’s a big doofus so it might be possible.

Weird Al was already booked. (If you’re out there, Mr. Weird, and reading my blog, I’d be honored if you could actually come.)

  BUT, the other answers I can swing. The majority of respondents wanted:

1) Book signings (duh)

2) Prizes and free book give-away

3) Q&A and time to chat with me.

4) Venue: Barnes and Noble. We made contact with B&N here in Dothan, AL, and I’m scheduled for July. (Exact date TBD).